I was just telling this to a friend and I thought why not write it here. So after death I have two options to choose from...while initially I was thinking of landing at heaven and dance with angels and strike up an affair with one cute, handsome angel and read all day long; but no... It will definitely get boring. Who wants this handsome guy who will keep telling you in that patronizing voice, “ No that is not right”; “ how can you even thing of doing that, that is bad”. Who wants someone who keeps reminding you of virtues and constantly nags you to be righteous?
So, I think, going to hell will be a lot better bet and undoubtedly more fun. I will rather have a fling with the devil; anyway he looks DAMN cute and BURNING hot in that long tail and shiny horns. Plus he wouldn’t care rat’s ass about what I do or don’t do. I might ask him for a pair of horns and a tail, if he has a spare one, and we can dance on those fun tunes and play pranks. Yes, that will be lot more fun.
And anyway imagine how difficult will it be to hug an angel with those larger-than-life wings sticking out of his back.
